Welcome to the Department of Abnormal Wildlife

Established in 1987, the Department of Wildlife (DAW) is responsible for the identification, containment and scientific study of fauna and environmental phenomena throughout the United Kingdom.

Working alongside national emergency services and government agencies, the Department investigates reports of "unexplained" wildlife activity while ensuring public safety through rapid containment procedures and ongoing ecological monitoring.

Operational Notice: Field activity within Sector Four remains suspended pending internal investigation.

Current Responsibilities

  • Containment of ======== wildlife species.
  • Environmental hazard monitoring.
  • Emergency field response operations.
  • Behavioural and biological research.
  • Public safety and incident management.

Department Statistics

Active Facilities 7
Documented Species 126
Field Personnel 318
Current Containment Success 98.2%
Threat Level LOW

Latest Bulletin

Routine operations continue across all authorised facilities. Members of the public are reminded to report any unusual wildlife encounters through official communication channels and should avoid approaching unidentified organisms.